4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
*yeah.. blame us for not understanding that alien language you were practising here!!*
5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
*this is just lame, but it's true..*
6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
*oh fak!!! why am i reading/doing this??*
7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
*so called that the love is BLIND uh??*
8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
*i know this.. and yeah... give em the most sweetest+cutest+craziest smile, and he'll be drooling!!haha :D*
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
*you bet they did!!*
10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.
*girls who did this, r complete moron!!
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
*get ready to carry that WIFEY title girls*
12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!
13. Guys cry!!!
14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
*i know.. as sure as hell!!*
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
*i have a question - WHY???*
17. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
*i know, but i guess he never touched mine..*
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?! ..uh...never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.
*yeah, better finish your sentence honey..*
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
*for real.. they are all the same..*
21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" or makes any excuses when you are asking him to do you a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like you and he can't lay down the card for you.
*and when he do that, move on! to other guy.. i mean..*
22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."
*hahaha... this is good.. do they???*
23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.
*they are just so slow girls, tell 'em with full sentence and directly to the point..*
24. Guys hate gays!
*yup, because they're jealous agaknya...*
25. Guys love their moms.
*if you got a momma's boy, you're almost dead*
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
*really??? that is so cool... tissue anyone??*
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.
*u see now what are actually they try to do here???*
28 You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
*listen and patience... *
29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.
*those are ur otherhalf to heaven!!!*
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
*this si so absofakinglately TRUE!!!*
31. Like Eve, girls are guys' weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
*yes... sometimes.. TOO OPEN.. that could scare the hell out of girls Jack!!*
33. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let him wait that long.
*yup... and that could cost you Jenny!*
34. No guy is bad when he is courting
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
*some of them...*
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.
*he likes her la.. so, no matter what kan??*
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
*i don't blame her..*
38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
*listen and listen.. no matter what you're saying, they are always right!! remember!*
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
*yeap, he wanted to test you lah..*
40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.
41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.
*really??? how can i be wrong??? i tot the shorter the better???*
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
*huh... like always...*
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
*they always did... please... i'm begging you to believe me!*
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
*damn those mouths*
45. Guys think too much.
*they did?? really??? oh hell!!! fak it!!*
46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
*as sure as hell*
47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!
*no wonder that girls are obsessed with their weight!!! they started it!!*
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!
*been there...done that.. it sucks!!*
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
*talking about revenge here eh???*
50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years or more.
*they sometimes have this capital L written on their forehead.. somehow!!*
51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.
*make it loud and clear...or else...*
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.
*that .. is so true!! so true!!*
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
*owh.. okay... what?? drinking and get stoned???*
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.
*sometimes kan, i was just wondering.. DOES HE HAVE HIS BALLS WITH HIM NOW???*
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.
*yup, they were about to look like a steamed chicken..*
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
*i know.. poor her...haha :D*
58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying "Please come and listen to me"
*sit next to him and comfort him Jenny.. that's what you should do...*
59. Guys don't really have final decisions.
*unmatured and stoopidity equals to those who have Adam's apple in their throat!*
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
*i kinda love this one..*
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.
*say "shut up and listen!!" .. for e.g.*
63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
*again.... moroness strikes back!*
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
*yup!!! i actually believe in this statement*
65. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
*they wanted to rule the world..remember??*
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
*and here we go again... BALLS??? NO-No-NO!!*
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
*and we did that for you.. can't you see it?? duh!!*
68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.
*oh lord.. help me with baking as i'm OKAY with cooking now!!*
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!
*minus the nagging!*
70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
*now that you girls have to get worried about...*
71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
*owh, and what happen when i like his friend??*
72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
*snob when ONLY when you need to*
73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised.
*i am suprised now..*
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.
*imagine you as a stinky socks... don't go OD on that thing Jenny..*
75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
*they sure did...*
76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.
*coz they will without you knowing... arse ain't they?*
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.
*hahaha :D so weird!!*
78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
*no more stoopid jokes, Jenny.. and yeah, do the same thing when they make fun of you..*
79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
*coz they wore slippers!!*
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them,they'll realize they're wrong.
*what did i say just now?? they are all WRONG!!*
81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.
*and too lazy .. too unmature.. too stoopid*
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
*and they actually swear?? like every single minutes?*
83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.
*oh really? i tot it was their Lil' BROTHER..*
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
*that's because they're afraid..*
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
*now that's when i love McGuyver*
86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of you or he's criticizing you.
*obviously, they can imagine things beyond our expectations.."
87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
*once is enough.. two times??? fuck off!!*
88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.
*he should've asked me to stay..*
89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.
*hahahah :D fak!!*
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!
*don't you ever play with tears Jenny!!!*
92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.
*now answer this honey, WHY??*
93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.
*that is one jackass player.. hahaha :D*
94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.
*owh.. it's sooo hard to find those kind of guys nowadays...*
95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.
*because they know that GUY seldom use their brain*
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!
97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
*of course.. he's crazy..*
98. Guys hate girls who overreact.
*just don't act like a bimbo.. or some stoopid blonde-wannabe Jenny*
99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.
so much for Valentines entry kan?? sambut valentine ke? ikut hukum berdosa kan? tapi selagi ko tak buat perkara-perkara yng menjatuhkan hukum haram dan berlebih-lebihan aku rasa.. aku rasa tak pe. benda biasa. lagi pon, hari kasih sayang. bukan hari berperang. ntah laa.. salah cakap kang kene saman. haha :D
but hey, entry di atas bukan bermakna aku ANTI-LELAKI. tak la.. aku cuma cam saja jer.. ye la... dah nak dekat suku abad hidup kan, macam-macam lelaki aku jumpa, so, macam sedikit pembetulan kenyataan laaa.. bukan semua aku siang, kan ada yang setuju sangat-sangat..
anyway, untuk semua orang... selamat berkasih sayang!!!!